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headacheinc) wrote2019-10-21 11:37 pm
headacheinc) wrote2019-10-21 11:37 pm
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aight, so here's the scoop - A TRUE AMSTERDAM LIFE TALE, PART 1
Okay alright.
The current time is 23:38 and I am fucking destroyed. My heels are dust, my ankles are starting to collapse, and my knees are giving out. Luckily I am laying on a hotel bed I had to make myself. Phew!
So what could have caused this total eclipse of the feet? Follow me on this trip and you'll find out!!
SCHOOL TRIP TO AMSTERDAM, PART THE FIRST: WOWIE, WEED BROWIES SURE ARE EXPENSIVE
Today I woke up at 5 AM, got myself ready by 6 AM and got to the designated meeting point at 7 AM. We had to catch a plane by 11, so we had plenty of time as a safety net in case something went wrong.
What went wrong was that it was raining like the end of the world. A billion children were shedding their tears at Mach 4 after being brusquely told that their best friend called them a "poo-poo head".
The diarrhea of rain that came down also slowed down traffic to a crawl, which was bad, because we needed to get by bus to the airport.
Nevertheless, we got on the plane by 11:10 AM (they were late >:[ ) and I breezed through one of the most relaxing flights I've ever been on. I played a lot of Sonic music (1, 2, 3K, CD, Adventure 1, Knuckles Chaotix, both versions of 3D, Mania) and I drew a little bit.
A hour and a half later we landed in Amsterdam, and while it wasn't raining, it still was cold. Despite that, we pressed through, and we managed to find a McDonald's, where we ate (at around... 3 PM). I had a comically undersized hamburger, some fries with ketchup that vaguely tasted like McPuke, and some romantic drama from a couple of my friends I had no part in. McLovin' it!
From 3 PM to 7.30 PM a guide showed us around Amsterdam, and according to my good old friend El Paraguayo, we walked 12 kilometers, which is around 7.5 miles for y'all Americans. That's a bit too much!
[NEXT DAY EDIT: It was actually 23 kilometers (~15 miles). Holy cow!]
To go to and from the hotel we had to take the train, which is dope as hell and very relaxing. We had to make a 4 day pass through a very weird and confusing series of events, which involved money maths. I'll spare you the details.
Our teachers gave us a free evening, so we went to look for somewhere to eat. Many a friend went to coffee shops and got super fucking stoned, while we went to a pub to feed our starving stomachs. Everyone got a beer but me, because I still hate alcohol. I ate some toast and a hot chocolate. More and more friends joined in as we ate, and one of them (henceforth known as Sailor Kitty) was so high he started wildly rotating his jaw out of nowhere! Then yet another friend of mine (henceforth known as Dickhead "The Dastardly" Fuckboi) called a waitress a slut and she got really angry, so we had to leave. What a dumbass.
Since we had time to kill we went through the Red Light District, but I was really cold and I really needed to pee, so I did not enjoy myself at all. I suppose some of them were "hot" (most of them actually had cute faces) but... eeeehh. I'll pass.
Instead, how about the Duck Store? Hell yeah, ducks!
So now it's 00:17 AM and I'm laying in bed writing this whole big thing out, and I'm thinking about relationships.
I'd like something warm and cuddly and lovely some day. Find someone who I could easily call my soulmate and best friend and just love her. Or him! Or them!
Though, I feel I'm still not mature enough for a relationship. We'll see what the future brings (which I'm sure will be great!).
Stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow!
It's 00:22 AM, and I'm signing out.
LOVE YOOOOOOU☆
- Michele
The current time is 23:38 and I am fucking destroyed. My heels are dust, my ankles are starting to collapse, and my knees are giving out. Luckily I am laying on a hotel bed I had to make myself. Phew!
So what could have caused this total eclipse of the feet? Follow me on this trip and you'll find out!!
SCHOOL TRIP TO AMSTERDAM, PART THE FIRST: WOWIE, WEED BROWIES SURE ARE EXPENSIVE
Today I woke up at 5 AM, got myself ready by 6 AM and got to the designated meeting point at 7 AM. We had to catch a plane by 11, so we had plenty of time as a safety net in case something went wrong.
What went wrong was that it was raining like the end of the world. A billion children were shedding their tears at Mach 4 after being brusquely told that their best friend called them a "poo-poo head".
The diarrhea of rain that came down also slowed down traffic to a crawl, which was bad, because we needed to get by bus to the airport.
Nevertheless, we got on the plane by 11:10 AM (they were late >:[ ) and I breezed through one of the most relaxing flights I've ever been on. I played a lot of Sonic music (1, 2, 3K, CD, Adventure 1, Knuckles Chaotix, both versions of 3D, Mania) and I drew a little bit.
A hour and a half later we landed in Amsterdam, and while it wasn't raining, it still was cold. Despite that, we pressed through, and we managed to find a McDonald's, where we ate (at around... 3 PM). I had a comically undersized hamburger, some fries with ketchup that vaguely tasted like McPuke, and some romantic drama from a couple of my friends I had no part in. McLovin' it!
From 3 PM to 7.30 PM a guide showed us around Amsterdam, and according to my good old friend El Paraguayo, we walked 12 kilometers, which is around 7.5 miles for y'all Americans. That's a bit too much!
[NEXT DAY EDIT: It was actually 23 kilometers (~15 miles). Holy cow!]
To go to and from the hotel we had to take the train, which is dope as hell and very relaxing. We had to make a 4 day pass through a very weird and confusing series of events, which involved money maths. I'll spare you the details.
Our teachers gave us a free evening, so we went to look for somewhere to eat. Many a friend went to coffee shops and got super fucking stoned, while we went to a pub to feed our starving stomachs. Everyone got a beer but me, because I still hate alcohol. I ate some toast and a hot chocolate. More and more friends joined in as we ate, and one of them (henceforth known as Sailor Kitty) was so high he started wildly rotating his jaw out of nowhere! Then yet another friend of mine (henceforth known as Dickhead "The Dastardly" Fuckboi) called a waitress a slut and she got really angry, so we had to leave. What a dumbass.
Since we had time to kill we went through the Red Light District, but I was really cold and I really needed to pee, so I did not enjoy myself at all. I suppose some of them were "hot" (most of them actually had cute faces) but... eeeehh. I'll pass.
Instead, how about the Duck Store? Hell yeah, ducks!
So now it's 00:17 AM and I'm laying in bed writing this whole big thing out, and I'm thinking about relationships.
I'd like something warm and cuddly and lovely some day. Find someone who I could easily call my soulmate and best friend and just love her. Or him! Or them!
Though, I feel I'm still not mature enough for a relationship. We'll see what the future brings (which I'm sure will be great!).
Stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow!
It's 00:22 AM, and I'm signing out.
LOVE YOOOOOOU☆
- Michele